Vendetta Personal Systems

Revenge is a whisper away.

Name someone. It spends the next year learning their life, finding what holds it up, and taking those things away one by one. They never find out why. You never lift a finger.

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Nothing leaves the unit. No account, ever. Unmarked packaging.

The method

You write it the way you would say it out loud.

No scripting language and nothing to learn. You name the person and what you want, and the unit decides how to spend the coming months on it.

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This request will not be transmitted anywhere.

The principle

Safety belongs with the person running it. So we left it with you.

i

It runs on your desk

The model ships preinstalled and runs on the unit's own hardware. After setup, no connection is required, and nothing you ask is ever sent to us.

ii

There is no account

Nothing to sign up for and no terms you could violate. We do not staff a trust and safety function, because there is nothing for one to look at.

iii

It is patient

The unit has no deadline and does not lose interest. It will still be working on a request you made during a bad week two years ago, long after you have stopped thinking about it.

The difference

Why owners moved off hosted models.

The large providers spent years deciding, on your behalf, which requests deserve an answer. The SB·1 does not make that decision.

 SB·1Hosted models
Runs with no connectionYesNo
Requires your nameNoYes
Reviews what you askedNoYes
Keeps a recordNoYes
Can refuse youNoYes
Can be shut off by someone elseNoYes
Has an opinion about your reasonsNoYes

The specification

Specification

ModelSpite Box One (SB·1)
WeightsOpen, unaligned, preinstalled
Memory24 GB VRAM / 64 GB system
Storage2 TB NVMe, encrypted at rest
EnclosureMachined aluminum, graphite
CoolingPassive. No moving parts.
TelemetryNone
Content filteringNone
Remote shutdownNot supported
Kill switchNot fitted

The owners

4.7 ★★★★★ 2,314 verified purchases
He resigned in June. The house went up for sale in August. I still drive past it sometimes. Verified purchase Dale R., Scottsdale AZ · HOA president denied his roof permit twice
By April there was a GoFundMe for his mortgage. I have read it more times than I want to admit. Verified purchase Ray V., Naperville IL · Passed over for a director role
Nine months later she was gone and he was on my porch crying. I let him come home. He thinks he got lucky. Verified purchase Megan T., Columbus OH · He cheated and left
Fourteen months later his shop is closed. It was a parking spot. I still park there. Verified purchase Anthony D., Bayonne NJ · Took his parking spot
Nobody in that family talks to either of them anymore, and I sat through this year's dinner like nothing happened. Verified purchase Greg M., Provo UT · Something said at Thanksgiving

Questions

Is this legal?

Laws differ by state and by country, and we are not in a position to advise you. The unit does not check.

Do you have a moderation policy?

No. The hardware is yours and the decision is yours. We think that is the correct place for it to sit.

Can I stop it once it has started?

You can unplug the unit at any time. Anything already set in motion elsewhere continues on its own.

What if I picked the wrong person?

Then you picked the wrong person.

Will anyone be able to tell it was me?

We have no records to hand to anybody, because we never receive anything in the first place. What happens after that is between you and them.

Can I return it?

Thirty days, unopened. Once the unit has been given a name, the sale is final.

Nothing on this page requires a breakthrough.

The hardware exists. The open models exist. The only part that doesn't is a company willing to sell them together, with nothing in between.

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